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Rules for engaging a Lawyer in Luxor Egypt

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RULES FOR ENGAGING A LAWYER IN LUXOR EGYPT:-

 

 

 

1) Never ask anyone to advise you on a good Lawyer, if you do they will be asking the Lawyer for commission and you will have to pay it.

 

2) Never give a Luxor Lawyer Power of Attorney, they will use it to do deals with the other side behind your back, so they get money from both sides.

 

3) Anything a Lawyer does make sure you are with him at all times, and if you sign any papers make sure you have a proven copy in your language on the same page, get your lawyer to sign it.

 

4) Never use a lawyer that cannot speak English, they will use this as an excuse if anything goes wrong (Lost in Translation its a good excuse)

 

5) For some reason all Lawyers have to go to Cairo, to do something somewhere on your behalf, go with him always, many have relatives in Cairo or Alexandria and will ask you for money in the pretence they are doing something for you, but are in fact visiting relatives that they normally cannot see.

 

6) Never say to a Luxor Lawyer, “I trust You” that is a sign for him to rob you blind.

 

7) If you hand money over always get a receipt for the money.

 

8) Dont fall for the saying “He is a Christian Lawyer” They are all the same grab grab grab!!!!

 

9) Most Lawyers in Luxor are lazy so beware of this, and make many excuses up in order to get money from you, half the time its not the money it the fact they are lazy.

 

10) Make sure you are in touch with your lawyer at all times and push him like hell, most have bed magnets and find it hard to get out of one.

 

11) If you have an appointment with your lawyer never meet him in a coffee shop always in his office and keep details times and dates.

 

12) Some Lawyers will meet you in a coffee shop to discuss how your case is going or NOT going as in many cases. Do not under any circumstances buy him a coffee, if he orders drinks make sure he pays for them.

 

13) Have more than one phone on you, Lawyers have a tendancy to dissapear, and its not that they have dissapeared it because they have captured your phone number and will not answer. (Lazy Bastards)

 

14) If a Lawyer asks for money up front tell him to sod off, make him work for your money, it was hard earned do not give it away or you will end up with nothing. This applies to all Lawyers……

 

15) Some lawyers may ask for treats, such as Whiskey if it is near Christmas time, again tell him to sod off.

 

16) If a lawyer says he is going to do something do not take his word for it, check behind his back, I had a Lawyer that was going to make a report 5 weeks ago, I did enquire and no one had seen him, again he would have probably come up with the excuse, he had to have his head detached and a new cell installed.

 

17) If you need an interpreter make sure you have a good idea on his character, it may be that he has a thing going with your lawyer to get more money from you! So check his bak ground ask people that know him, find out what he does for a job, if he has no job, where is he getting his money from? it may be you via your Lawyer. You will find interpreters skint one week, and rich the next week and going on their holidays with your money paid by commission from your lawyer.

 

18) a good idea is to have a voice recorder and record every thing that is said at a meeting.

 

19) NEVER TRUST A LUXOR LAWYER THEY WILL ROB THEIR OWN FAMILY AT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY IF THEY CAN!!

 

 

 

 

 

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